If you know someone who has been eaten by penguins.
Penguins are nearly unstoppable and, when hungry, also breathe fire.
71% of people won’t copy this into their status because they have already been eaten by penguins.
Another 28% won’t because they are hiding in their showers with fire extinguishers awaiting the coming penguinapocalypse.
The remaining 1% are awesome and will re-post.
After keeping quiet for a couple of months. I feel it’s time to share more meaningless, but hilarious shit with you all.
I shall do my best to track down as much stuff from the World Wide Web that will just make you say….. Fuck! What???